SEGA! (Say Guh)
If you have been living under a rock it is time to know that Sonic the Hedgehog is now able to rent a car in the USA, and will get a break on his car insurance because he is 25 now.
It got me thinking of Sonic things. Like these.
Sonic drinks are really delicious and they hook you up during happy hour each day. I like a mixture of lime with cherry.
I was also anti-sega during the Sega vs Nintendo war that ruled the life choices of many kids in early 1990. That all changed with the Dreamcast. I even convinced my parents to take me to Epcot center so I could be the first kids at my school, church, Illinois? to play the Dreamcast. Power Stone 1&2, Rush 2049, Shenmue, Phantasy Star Online, and Sonic Adventure 1&2 were very important games to me. Chaos were great in Sonic Adventure 2. Is this Chao ice cream?
Ok back to Sonic things.
Let’s remember the Sonic ice cream treat bar.
It was supposed to look like this:
But this sweet dream-cicle always ended up looking like a nightmare!
Look at how poorly placed the gum eyeballs are! This really made me question humanistic hedgehog anatomy.
Looks like Sonic just murdered Tails.
Looking the best yet!